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Question: Could this happen?
A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God
She asked "Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
Facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and
change her hair colour. Since she had so much more time to live, she
figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation,
She was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way
Home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another
40 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"
Answer: I dont think that this cold ever happen and god is not shallow. God knows us from when we are as small as a grain of salt and knows every hair on our head and he knows the day that you are born he then knows the day you will die and i belive that it will stay the same for god has a plan that we may not understand but we live it every day! and for that petty stuff like this is just silly!
That was a bloody good one lol!
Yeah it could,why not?After you have done so many operations even your own mother wouldn't recognize you.
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